GFlyGo
A 9×9 go board on the tea table, area scoring with komi. The fly opposite rates every point by captures, escapes, atari and shape; with its brain on, the connectome chooses among the best and learns from how they ranked.
Take black
A 9×9 go board on the tea table, and one fly on the stool across from you playing white. Area scoring, komi 6.5. It loads the fly and the furniture once, about 3 MB.